Inside the high-rise office courtyard of the organizing committee in the Immortal Five Area in the City of Immortals, Daoist Master Feng Yin helplessly put down the folder.
There were so many official affairs that needed to be handled by him. Despite his powerful primordial spirit, he felt that handling official affairs this much was quite problematic. At this time, however, the presence of someone beside him who was set on causing trouble made him feel as though his head could explode.
"Senior Brother, Senior Brother, quickly look at this report. Another shameless smelly sect is trying to cheat money and things by exploiting the chance in the Grand Competition. Look at this shameless face, if there's a substitute in the sect, then they dare ask for millions of spirit stone resources. Why don't they just die?! I think it's time to give out direct instructions. Since your noble sect is unable to cultivate talents, it's better to transfer the contestant to other sects for training. Let's see if they still dare to ask for money! Senior Brother, what do you think of my idea? If you have no problem with it, I'll sign it for you. Hahaha, don't worry about your handwriting problem. I have practiced your handwriting by forging your order for so many times all these years, and I guarantee you that even the sincerity paper won't be able to distinguish it..."
When he listened to this long list of words, Feng Yin, who was signing his name on another report, skewed his signature by a stroke. This caused a wave of irritability in Feng Yin who liked tidiness.
"Wang Wu, have you really been bored recently? If you are, I suggest you do a closed-door training and not go out until you reach Yuanying stage."
"... Senior Brother, you know I can't break through the Yuanying stage, so what's the use of a closed-door training? Moreover, I'm already the number one Jindan in Nine Regions anyway. If I get to the Yuanying stage, I might not be the number one Yuanying in Nine Regions. The advertisement effect is certainly far from good. If I go out to eat now, all the stores are rushing to invite me to eat and drink at their places. As long as they then set up a sign that said this place was visited by the number one Jindan in Nine Regions, that would be a great advertisement. But if I get to Yuanying stage, would they want to set up a sign that says the number 65536 Yuanying in Nine Regions visited here? People would think instead that it is an advertisement where they would win the grand prize on the one hundred thousandth visitor..."
"... Well, it's like this: Some time ago, on a whim, I watched the sky at night and saw the death gate star flickering above your head. That's an omen that says you will regret for your entire life if you don't shut up. So please don't waste time here, shut up and leave."
"Senior Brother, what kind of sky can you see with your eyes that can't tell the character year and tea without glasses? Hahaha, wouldn't you just be dazzled by the street light?"
Wang Wu laughed and casually took one document from the stack of official documents. It was still about some small sects who wanted to apply for funding support to the organizing committee. Wang Wu glanced at it and pouted. She then drew a wonderfully vivid middle finger on the leader's approval column and signed Feng Yin's name next to it.
Feng Yin finally couldn't bear it.
"Wang Wu... Some time ago, Old Eight sent me a letter that says a rare treasure was found in the hinterland of Netherworld Mountain, but that he is short of hands and can't dig it. I don't think you have anything to do recently. So why don't you help him in his exploration?"
"Isn't the hinterland of the Netherworld Mountain the location of the ancient immortal array? Anyone who goes there will not be able to come back. Senior Brother, are you deliberately trying to take liberties with me?"
"No, I just don't want to say 'scram' to you directly for the sake of us being brother and sister in the same sect." With that, Feng Yin slapped the table, and suddenly the entire courtyard shook.
Of course, the piles of documents were also scattered, but Feng Yin no longer cared.
"... Okay-okay, I leave now." Wang Wu touched her head and said, "I won't bother you training virgin boy technique."
After Wang Wu left, Feng Yin looked at the mess in the room and felt tired and aggravated for several minutes."
"Liu Xian, you there?"
As they talked, the Second Elder of Heavenly Sword Hall suddenly showed his figure, swept around the place with his eyes, and then shook his head and said, "She always causes trouble for others."
Feng Yin said, "Her situation... You have seen it too right? What do you think?"
Liu Xian said, "It's very unstable. Although she always pretends to be indifferent, but... to be honest, Senior Brother, you can see it even if you don't wear glasses. She's very weak now."
"Yes, if she's in her normal condition, I'm afraid I would've been so angry that I would've overturned the whole yard."
Liu Xian somewhat didn't know whether to laugh or cry, nodded, and said, "Actually, I initially judged because of this..." As he said that, Liu Xian picked up a document from the ground and said, "Imitating your signature and drawing a middle finger to others? That's too childish. In normal condition, she could at least draw a... well, in short, it would be much more penetrating than this."
"... Do you think it's necessary for Old Seven to take a look at her?"
"There's no need for that. Although the medicine technique of Old Seven is unparalleled in the world, he can't deal with this kind of thing. I don't know what happened to her, but she actually brought her own primordial spirit to near collapse. Her Non-Phase Method should be the most stable-seeking method. Although she frequently makes some version updates, her body and primordial spirit should be firm, even if measured by the standard of a Supreme, they are still excellent."
Daoist Master Feng Yin was also confused about this and said, "That's why I asked you to come here and take a look. These recent days, I have been taking over Wang Lu and watching over things. So I can't grasp the details of things outside.
Liu Xian said, "I don't know where Wang Lu went. As for Wang Wu... there's no other development. Although there's one thing that I think is a little bit strange: Her pack of rogue friends seems to be getting less and less. Speaking of her friends... are you familiar with them, Senior Brother?"
Feng Yin shook his head and said," I have never seen those people before nor never knew when she met them. And what's more strange is that some of them should not be able to make friends with her because of her nature, but instead, their relations are as close as brothers and sisters."
Liu Xian said, "Moreover, every one of them has unique skills... they might not have earth-shaking power, but they have basically reached the top level in the world in a certain field. In addition, there are very few overlapping areas in which they are good at. Well, Senior Brother, do you also feel like perhaps they are..."
When Feng Yin heard this, his eyes widened and he said, "What do you mean?"
Liu Xian said softly, "Perhaps, they are all..."
"Members of a secret organization?"
"Well, I think so. It can only be the power of the organization to gather such a special group of people, right? And it's an organization that only receives female cultivators with some special skills."
"Regardless of race, age, or other factors, as long as it's female, and as long as she has a skill, they all can join... I suppose the initiator should be a feminist. However, after the establishment of this organization, there seems to be no special purpose."
"Well, I haven't heard of a similar organization doing anything important."
"I think it's just like a fellowship meeting... it's not a bad thing that Fifth Junior Sister can join such an organization and meet all kinds of cultivators. Moreover, there are so many talented people in that organization, it should be helpful to her current situation, right? It's a pity that I can't leave now, so I can't help her much."
"Senior Brother, you have helped her enough for so many years. Let her take care of her own affairs."
At the same time, a Spirit Sword Sect Elder who joined a secret female organization was drunk in a restaurant.
"Hey, waiter, bring more wine here! Didn't I say don't stop bringing wine to this table? What kind of restaurant is this?"
"Miss, you've already drunk one hundred kilograms of wine, you can't drink anymore..."
"Why can't I drink more? Haven't you heard of the old saying: `There's only a tired to death ox, not excessively irrigated field, do you think I look like I can be excessively irrigated?"
"No, not that, but you can't drink too much of this wine. Because, because this restaurant has only so much..."
"Are you afraid that I can't afford it? What a joke, I, the number one Jindan in Nine Regions, came to your restaurant to drink your signature wine, and the advertising fee alone is worth a lifetime free of charge treatment! And although I don't have cash, I can sign the bill! Whose signature do you want me to sign? I can show it to you! Do you want the signature of the leader of Spirit Sword Sect? Bring me the wine and I'll sign you a ten thousand spirit stone note! In short, bring me the wine!"
As the subject of this repeated roar, the waiter had no choice but to bring out two jars of wine. As a result, not long after they were put on the table, she had already drunk them all.
At this time, the shopkeeper's face had already looked bitter. At first, he had invited this expert to come for her advertising effect, only to find out that he was badly tricked... With so much shout and scream coming out of her mouth, how could the restaurant have any business? There was no advertising effect at all!
While the shopkeeper was in despair, a guest came in with a smile. However, before the waiter could greet her, she waved her hand to show that she didn't need someone to attend her. She, single-handedly, went up to the second floor and walked to Wang Wu.
"Hey, little Wu, don't you think it's boring to drink alone? Why don't you call me?"
In her drunken and confused state, Wang Wu said, "Little-little Seven?"
"Yes, that's right! Besides me, who else can drink with you now?"
Wang Wu was silent for a moment and then said, "They... are still existing."
"That's true in a sense, but unfortunately, they can't accompany you to drink, right? So cherish the people in front of you!" Zen Master Dog Meat said and then, without any politeness, held up a jar of wine and drank it all in one gulp.
"Little Wu, I have something that I want you to help."
"What is it?"
"I want to have a good meal."
"..." Wang Wu froze for a moment, then turned to look at the waiter and said, "Ask whatever you want, my treat."
"No, this is not the kind of meals that are sold in the restaurant. What I want is a unique and unforgettable meal. No, even if I die, I definitely won't forget it."
Wang Wu was stunned again, and then quickly waved her hand and said, "No, little Bai is not for you to eat! That's Wang Lu's, special darling. In those days, he even had an ambiguous relationship with her mother. If I give her for you to eat, Wang Lu will kill me."
"Hey! What kind of person do you think I am?"
"... Well, that is a no-no either."
"Little Wu! You hurt my feelings, ok! In your eyes, am I an utterly heartless bastard just for the sake of eating dog meat?"
Wang Wu thought for a moment and said, "I can change it to a more moderate and positive statement, but in essence, you really are willing to do anything for a good bite of dog meat. Want me to give you some examples?"
Even Master Dog Meat was suddenly speechless. After a while, she said, "Well, to be honest, I'm really not interested in Bai Shixuan and Quan Zou."
"Because... have you heard of the old saying: The first is black, the second is yellow, the third is mutt, and the fourth is white? Among the two of them, one is white and the other is mutt, they are all inferior goods. So, I'm not interested in them."
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