Chapter 18: The Flat-Chested Loli That Ran Away From Home
Translator: OnGoingWhy Editor: Vermillion
It was a dainty loli.
She was wearing a floral dress and her hair was rolled up into a bun. Her tender skin was as white as snow and her large eyes were sparkling. Her exquisite and adorable face, while her delicate full lips were glossy pink.
The little loli patted that flat chest of hers and caught her breath. When she carefully peeked out of the entrance and realized that no one had caught up with her, she finally breathed a sigh of relief. That was when she realized that Bu Fang was staring at her. She immediately glared at him and said, "What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a beauty before!"
"You're just a flat-chested loli," Bu Fang simply retorted and stood up from his chair.
Bu Fang was 1.8 metres tall and was looking down at the little loli from high up above. The little loli had to raise her head to look at Bu Fang.
"Would you like something to eat?" Bu Fang asked. There was less than half an hour left until the opening hours was over. He originally thought that there would not be any customers and did not expect a little loli would appear out of nowhere.
"Who are you calling flat-chested!" The little loli was pouting as she fumingly stared at Bu Fang and said, "It's just that I haven't gone through puberty yet!"
Bu Fang expressionlessly glanced at the little loli's flat chest and the corner of his mouth widened...
When the little loli saw the expression on his face, she almost went into a rage.
"If you're ordering, then hurry up. There's less than half an hour before the store closes," Bu Fang coldly said.
The little loli looked out the entrance once more and when she saw that her pursuers had ran past the alleyway, she breathed a sigh of relief. Then she sauntered toward a table, sat down on a chair and said, "What do you have here, tell me."
"It's all on the menu, turn around and see," Bu Fang replied.
"Can't you just tell me?!" the little loli fumingly glared at Bu Fang once more, then turned her head to look at the menu.
"This is a criminal's den! This is definitely a criminal's den!" When the little loli saw the prices on the menu, she immediately flew into a rage. She jumped up from the chair and pointed at Bu Fang while shouting.
"Black-hearted owner, I will let my father arrest you!"
Bu Fang's face darkened and the corner of his mouth twitched. He was someone aiming to become the God of Cooking, he had no time to waste on this little loli.
And so, Bu Fang patted the little loli on her head, then picked her up and headed toward the entrance of the store. As he walked, he said to her, "Good girl, you should go home and play."
The little loli, who was being carried by Bu Fang, immediately struggled as her adorable little face contorted with fury.
"You lecher, let go of me!"
She did not want to leave. Her father's guards were still looking for her and if she went outside, she would immediately be caught.
"I will order something, I will order!" The little loli's eyes did a little turn and she said in a tender voice.
Bu Fang was stunned for a moment, then he placed her down.
The little loli knitted her eyebrows and angrily snorted, then quickly went back to her seat and said, "Give me the most expensive dish!"
"No, your cultivation level does not meet the requirement," Bu Fang expressionlessly said.
The little loli was startled as she thought, "What kind of a store is this, why does my cultivation level need to be checked just to eat a meal!"
"Then give me a serving of Egg-Fried Rice then," the little loli twitched her mouth and helplessly said.
"Please wait a moment." Bu Fang glanced at the little loli, then he went into the kitchen.
The little loli was bored to death as she waited. She glanced at her surroundings and realized that the ambience was not that bad.
After a while, Bu Fang walked out of the kitchen with a blue and white porcelain bowl that contained the Egg-Fried Rice.
"Here's your Egg-Fried Rice, please enjoy your meal."
"It... It smells good!"
The little loli's eyes immediately lit up. She was stunned as she watched the shimmering Egg-Fried Rice. The rich fragrance was making her stomach rumble loudly.
The little loli began to gobble down the food without any restraint.
"Nom nom." For some reason, Bu Fang suddenly felt that the way she ate was quite similar to the big black dog.
A bowl of Egg-Fried Rice was completely consumed by the little loli.
Rubbing her bulging belly, the little loli comfortably exhaled as she lay on the chair. She thought, "It's really delicious!"
"That would be one crystal, thank you," Bu Fang stared at the little loli from high up above.
The little loli blinked her adorable eyes as she looked at Bu Fang. Suddenly, her eyes turned wet and her rosy little mouth pouted. She pitifully said to Bu Fang, "Big brother, I ran away from home and I didn't bring any money with me. Since I am so cute, could you not charge me?"
Bu Fang expressionlessly thought, "Oh, so this loli is a freeloader. No wonder she resembled Blacky."
The big black dog lying at the entrance suddenly lifted its head and alertly scanned its surroundings. After finding nothing, it yawned and resumed lying down.
"You don't have any money?" Bu Fang asked.
"That's right!" The little loli blinked her wet and large eyes and pitifully said, "I don't have any money on me."
"Whitey," Bu Fang lightly called.
The little loli was startled, then felt a giant shadow had suddenly appeared behind her.
"Troublemaker, you will be stripped as an example to others," Whitey's electrical eyes were blinking as he mechanically said.
"Stri... Strip?! It wants to strip me?!"
The little loli went into a daze, then her face turned white in fright.
The corner of Bu Fang's mouth twitched violently as well and he quickly stopped Whitey.
"System, what's the punishment for freeloaders?" Bu Fang touched his nose and asked. No matter what, the brat was still a girl. Even though she had no breasts, it would not be a good idea to strip her.
The little loli was already frightened to death and both of her legs were trembling. She thought, "This is definitely a criminal's den! There's actually a terrifying thing here that wants to strip someone as cute as me!"
"There are two punishments: one, the offender will be stripped as an example to others; two, the offender will pay the debt with their body." The system solemnly replied.
"Pay the debt with their body? There's actually such a method?" Bu Fang raised his eyebrows and glanced at the flat chest of the little loli, then he sighed and shook his head,
"The so called 'pay the debt with their body' means they will work as a waiter in the store for a week." The system solemnly corrected the immoral thoughts in Bu Fang's mind.
Without even skipping a heartbeat, Bu Fang lightly coughed.
"Since you don't have any money to pay the bill, then you'll need to work here for a week. Your main job will be serving dishes to the customers," Bu Fang said.
The little loli was stunned for a moment, then happily nodded her head and said, "Alright!"
This time, it was Bu Fang's turn to be surprised. He thought, "Why would you readily agree, shouldn't you refuse?"
"You're not getting any pay!" Bu Fang reminded her, only for the little loli to roll her eyes in response.
And so, the little loli that ran away from home stayed at Fang Fang's Little Store and became a waitress.
Once the opening hours was over, Bu Fang closed up the store and went upstairs.
The little loli, that ran away from home and had nowhere to stay, was placed in one of the other rooms. This was only because she begged and disturbed Bu Fang for quite a while before he finally agreed.
"My host, congratulations for completing a short term mission, you shall soon receive the system reward. The system reward is being released..."
Bu Fang was excitedly sitting in his room, waiting full of expectation. "The reward this time should be a new dish."
"You have taken a solid step forward in your road to become the God of Cooking. The rewards: cooking methods for Fish Tri-Cooking and Golden Shumai; a fragment of the God of Cooking set."
Bu Fang was stunned, "Fish Tri-Cooking? Golden Shumai?
"Does that count as unlocking new skills? And it was two at once!"
Bu Fang felt as if he was struck by happiness.